I HATE WHEN BOYS ARE SAD BECAUSE THEY COULD BE LITERALLY ABOUT TO BREAK DOWN BUT THEY STILL TRY TO BE TOUGH AND MANLY AND I JUST WANT TO HOLD THEM AND RUB THEIR BACK
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
lefirejay-the-sher-locked-wizard:
I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups
are you satan
are you god
are we humans
Or are we dancer
is this real life
Is this a fantasy
guess I’m dreaming
sometimes i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then go on with my day as usual
but other times i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then fantasize about him for like a week straight
i wanna dress like a post-apocalyptic rebel leader who beheads her enemies while taking shots of whiskey but then again i also want to dress like a very feminine little girl that frolics through fields of lovely flowers,
my struggle is real
- I’m ugly
- I’m awkward
- Nobody gets my humour
- I’m awkward
- I screw up everything good in my life
- I’m ugly
- I’m awkward
- I can’t find anyone to like me
- I’m shy
- I’m not pretty
- I’m socially awkward
- I never go out
- I’m weird
- I waste my whole life on the internet
i wish i was attractive enough to be followed for my looks
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am